The plane was going down fast, I didn’t have a parachute and the flight crew had left the plane. The next thing I remember is hearing a faint voice off in the distance, Hiddy Ho Everybod…
I knew the place I was has been nuked by a crack team of internet hackers and surviving the moment looked bleak. The voice returned, getting louder by the second, the voice of insanity was familiar, I know that voice.
The nukes were met with nukes that had friends that may have been nukes too, and the children cried, please don’t burn it down. Alas it burned for a week and the people were sad. Fortunately the preppers had been alerted about the first strike and flawlessly executed a pre-strike.
And here we stand again, waiting for good ideas.